Kitties From Mars

"There are not enough cats doing cute things on the Internet", is not a statement you are likely to hear ever. While I find my intention to fire up the blog again with a cat story a bit questionable seeing as how there is no shortage of cat stories/photos/videos on the Internet. I also see that while the Beatles created massive amounts of amazing Pop and Rock music it did not stop others from doing so too.

This is my cat, Josie she has long hair. This cat's hair is one of her best qualities while simultaneously being the worst attribute she has. Pros: Soft, warm, creates a pleasant petting environment, and makes her a pretty kitty, yes she is, just the prettiest kitty ever, cutie, cutie, oh sorry.... Cons: It's Everywhere. Kitty hair is in the carpet, floats in the air, Kitty hair in the food (yuck) Kitty hair in he bed, Kitty hair in my soul. And forget going to a nice event with a jacket and tie. Pop out the lint rollers to be used in the parking lot of the event you are attending because any lint rolling at home is the same kind of battle that Custer was familiar with.

So the solution to kitty hair. Well, kitty hair be gone of course. The cat was given "The Lion Cut" Yes I suppose we will still be eating kitty hair but at least it will be smaller and easier to digest. I do love the Lion Cut, while it mimics the look of a real lion (except maybe for the pom-pom at the end of the tail and the kitty booties) I feel if I were confronted with a real lion I would not have the overwhelming desire to laugh at it as I do my own kitty with a faux lion hair cut.